Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"Sane ramblings of Insane - Part I"

"Your are what you are because you chose what you want to be andyou will in future what you choose to be, not because of the decisionone took in past or will take in near future, but rather because ofdecisions one will take in this whole life"
- Abhijit Gore

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, Without them, we wouldn't have.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Life is Pleasant, Death is peaceful, Transition is Painful.
Hell has no fury like a woman’s scorn
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
A donkey is a horse designed by a committee.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
People who say Money can't buy anything don't know where to shop?
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.
The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.
There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.
The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.
A man is great by deeds, not by birth.
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional...
Life is tough. If you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.
- Anonymous (Rather I don't know who said it)

Sometime Something's got to happen before something is going to happen
- Johan Cryuff


"If you give success to stupid people, then it makes them more stupid and not more intelligent"
- Arsenal manager - Arsene Wenger

Life is all about choices. One's destiny unfolds according to the choices one makes.
- Robin Sharma



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